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Sperm Whale Flatbread Truck Driver Fined for Hauling Explosives Without a Permit.

Hop Sing, aka "Jax Hauf", told Junk Brothers News “All I heard was a loud noise and KaBooooooom! Sperm Everywhere!” Jax admits he should have used a rubber tarp and said “I sure hope nobody gets knocked-up, cause I can’t afford anymore child support.” Volunteers from the national sperm bank swallowed their pride and gave a hand cleaning up the sticky stuff.