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Super Hero Fights Phone Giant

The removal of telephone booths has put a severe hindrance on crime fighters. The increased use of cellular phones has decreased the need for phone booths. One crime fighting "Super Hero", who wished to remain anonymous, stated that he has tried changing clothes in Garbage Dumpsters.
"On more than one occasion," the Super Hero stated, " I've had to wait for a homeless person (i.e. BUM) to finish Dumpster Diving before I could help our community." FBI crime annalist suspects a connection between increased crime and cell phone usage although the signal is weak and the range
limited. One Super Hero has been arrested twice for indecent exposure and once for "Peeking" in a public restrooms. The community now thinks he's a Homo Super Hero. "What the world coming to?" asked J. Olson, a super hero side kick, "When an ordinary guy can't step into a phone booth and change into his tights."
A spokesmen for Verison said their "Super Hero" didn't wear any silly costumes so it wasn't their problem, or at least that's what we think they said since signal was lame. I thought they said "Get your head out of your ass" and they really meant "Stick your head in your ass!"