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Rich Bossmund Solves Writer's Strike Rich Bossmund Solves Writer's Strike
Get Your Trophy Wife at B-Harmony.com Get Your Trophy Wife at B-Harmony.com
The Origin Of Chili's Roots The Origin Of Chili's Roots
Dickies Blowout! Dickies Blowout!
Dell Dude To Promote Dell XPS 420 Dell dude returns to promote Dell XPS 420
Origami Waffles. A new twist on breakfast.
Elephant Stew Recipe From Karl. Awesome Elephant Stew Recipe
How the Writer's Strike Affects You Responses from our survey on How the Writer's Strike Affects You.
Africanized Bees Victims Of Racial Profiling. Africanized honey bees are claiming to be victims of racial profiling.
Lead Source Found in Chinese Toys Inspectors have identified high levels of Lead.
Steve On The Road for the Latest Republican Debates Steve On The Road for the Latest Republican Debates.
Phat Ho's Deep Swish Pizzas Deep dish pizza pie with several Nigiri sushi toppings.
Junk Bros News Receives Citation The citation is on account of our deployable working conditions at JBN.
Re-watchers Network. Same Show All The Time. Re-watchers network. Same show all the time.
Rolling A Cigarette With Static Electricity. Did you know you can roll a cigarette with static electricity.
Ben Laddin Launches Denial of Service Attacks against T-W-C. Osuma Ben Laddin, succeeded in posting a new video on YouTube.com, in which he launches multiple numerous attacks berating Time Warner Cable.
Is Bacteria Formed When You Refill a Bottle of Water? We decided to check if any bacteria was being formed when you refill a bottle of water instead of disposing of the bottle and purchasing another bottled water.
New Bonefried De-Energy Drink is a No Brainer! This drink goes great with Coma Toast but doesn't mix well with Honey Dews.
Local Hog Farmer Complains How Everybody Rides His Ass. Harley Davidson is boss of his own hog farm.
Snow Ski Suits Tax exempt during Florida Sales Tax Holiday. Questionable Back-to-School items that will be tax free.
Area Businesses Go Green For Environment. Area Businesses Go Green to be more Environmentally Friendly.
Global Warmers Getting Fired Up! If you're as conscientious about world-wide climate change as you are about charcoaling a juicy rare steak, then you'd better stock up on Global Warmers!
Watch My-Tube Videos On The I-Patch. The iPatch from Bossco Engineering allows 24-hour hands-free access to exciting Steaming Video from MyTube!
White Trash Bags or Black Trash Bags. I'm Glad Trash Bags Come in Colors!
How to Pass a Pee Test Need help passing a pee test. We can help!
Far-East Junket Maven Loses Butt-Load in China Slots. A normally austere, but international business jet-setter, is reporting that while on a recent meet and greet in China, he was taken aback a wad, when he was duped by a new high-tech Chinese slot gaming machine.
Steve Finds Big Foot Evidence on the Road Despite being depressed over his recent transportation downsizing, Steve continues On The Road currently tracking Bigfoot.
Photoshop Techniques by the Editor In this unaltered photograph the Editor demonstrates some of his Photoshop techniques as he re-touches a photo.
Growers Co-op Support Stem Sell Research Cooperatives of medical research and collective gardening growers across the nation are getting on the wagon for promoting the funding of stem sell research.
Israel Is Allowing Humanitarian Aid Israeli Defense Forces are being observed by U.N. workers to insure that all humanitarian aid is being sent to the region.
Evidence of a Foiled Terrorist Plot Photographic evidence was released today by Homeland Security Systems.
Maharesses peanut butter cup Maharesses peanut butter cup candy is made with authentic Indian Curry by Hindu candy confectioners.
Work Naked Day WORK NAKED DAY - the only time when you being hard at work is NOT appreciated by most of the guys!
Gory Photos - Man Run Over By Truck Gory Photos of Man actually being run-over by a truck.
Jeese Gets Ask Kicking The famous search butler Jeeves has been fired from Ask.com.
Doping Test Confirms That Floyd Landis Is The Man! It is being speculated that if this trend in professional cycling continues, that a Frenchman may never be able to regain the title due to the French's natural testosterone deficiencies.
Get More Head For You And Your Old Lady Too! Yodeling is experiencing a resurgence of throaty response, thanks to early efforts when cooler heads prevailed.
The Neanderthal Genome Jigsaw Puzzle The entire Neanderthal genome in a handy three billion piece jigsaw puzzle.
Steve Finds Great Place to Pick-up Dates Working as a street reporter for Junk Bros News has afforded me the opportunity to come by news directly off the beaten path.
Editor Ups S.E.T.I. At Home The first person to find proof of extraterrestrials as intelligent life in the universe.
The Tree Whisperer Airs This Fall Encouraged by the success of The Dog Whisperer, the Natural Geographic Channel will air a new series this fall entitled, The Tree Whisperer With Cedar N. Milawn.
Get A Doghouse Equity Loan Help is now available, so that dog owners can put their mutts on a line of credit and the pathway to better self-esteem and success.
Blind Graphic Artist Aims For Stardom Let's hope the best for Supe's American Idol quest
Testicular Cancer News Update from Johns Hopkins Rubbers cause cancer, especially testicular cancer.
Bossco Leading The Way In Interstate Commerce Bossmund and company have devised a new I-commerce concept that they plan to eventually disseminate to all interstate sectors.
C.E.O. Maintains Perfect Record as O.E.M. Despite employee-solidarity-union campaigns to turn the tide, the Bossmund always manages to come out on top of the latest straw pole.
Physicist Steven Hawkin Collapses The Second Law, states that disorder always increases with time.
Switzerland Remains Neutral on Net Neutrality The internet should be free and not discriminate with regard to race, creed, sex or color of a website!
IBM's New Transistor IBM's new transistors are based in silicon germanium.
The History Of Wings The history and origin of wings and ale.
Mobile Home Ice Cream Mobile Homemade Ice Cream is not sold in stores.
Actor Trips And Falls Off Stage The artist in question, is none other than the motion picture, mega-media star, Spongebob Squarepants.
Minutemen Seek More Time - Bush Drafts National Guard Minutemen have requested help for erecting a privacy fence.
Death Express by Paddy Megoolies On Sunday 7th of May Peter Clarke stole a 53 seater coach bus and took it for a joy ride which turned into rampage.
Important Events in Time With Pictures and Comments from the Historians.
CEO Thinking Green Downsizes Reporter's Ride With the High cost of gasoline Rich Bossmund has given me a new refurbished electrical vehicle to use for my "On The Road" reporting.
Superstar CEO Belies First Class Travel, Opting For No-Cost Solution Superstar CEO Belies First Class Travel, Opting For No-Cost Solution for China Trip.
Laser's New Chinese Protege Laser's New Chinese Protege Accents the News.
Life Assurance Life is too short and you only live once.
Teabagging For Dummies Teabagging For DUMMIES" is Easy on the Eyes.
Illegal Aliens: No Longer Content to Work Under the Table Illegal immigrants protesting in the streets are no longer willing to do the jobs that Americans won't do.
American Idol Play At Home Game Follow the rules correctly and you'll be drunk by the first commercial break.
Crib Mobile Recall Recently the Yankee Doodle Candle Company issued a recall of its popular candle mobiles for baby cribs.
Boy Age-13 Arrested for Impersonating Undercover Cop in Chat Room 13-year-old boy who was trying to arrange meetings for sex to take place 'At The Y.M.C.A.'
Sleep Reading. As Seen On T.V. Remarkably, sleep readers retain nearly as much as speed readers.
Engagement Ring Tones Mono-Tone Blues Songs for the men with Two-Tone Upbeat Songs for the women.
Florida Students Catch F.C.A.T. Scratch Fever An outbreak of FCAT Scratch Fever affected Florida public school students last week and raised many questions and uncertainties.
The Hooky Monster Prison officials had to remove hooks, an eye and other artificial replacement body parts they found.
Riots In The Streets Of Dublin - Report By Paddy MeGoolies Things started to get really ugly when it emerged that there was a new Artist tax.
Adult Links Are Less Hyperactive A new report is available that addresses a behavioral study of adults links.
New Older Cave Drawings Is Indisputable Proof A first analysis suggests the drawings were made some 25,000 years ago.
Quit Smoking and Got Hooked on Nicorette Phillip Morris has an alternative 20 Step Plan to help you quit.
Little Giant Ladder For Midgets If you're a ladder monkey like me then I suggest a little giant ladder for midgets.
Lemon Law Attorney Defends Stand A Lemon law attorney will help you get rid of lemons.
Employees Reminded Daily of Company Drug Policy Well placed placards remind employees of important company policies concerning drug abuse.
Satisfied Clients Show Laser's Hair Removal Works! Simple technology allows clients of Laser's Hair Removal to experience this procedure with limited pain.
Mystery in the Wilderness - A Bigfoot Encounter Believers claimed a valid Bigfoot sighting will one day disprove the skeptics.
New Treatment for Blindness Makes Art Flip Easel Supe, himself, says that he has shed a many tear into his art, which for him is ok, because he uses water colors.
Organ Donors Are Desperately Wanted Gunter, who is a life-long organ specialist, gave us a very heartfelt plea on behalf of organ donation.
Oh Sh*t, America Wants To Lose Weight With Xenical A super sized number of fat Americans want to lose weight with out much effort on their part.
Florida Fishing Guide Has the Right Bait To Reel'em In Ever since Larry of Larry's Deep Sea Fishing had his sex change operation, every Tom, Dick and Harry, is chomping at the bit to be Larry's fishing buddy.
Pop Up Toaster Serves Up Advertisements This four slice pop up toaster is completely ad supported and serves up a new ad with each slice of toast.
Search Engines War Escalates Search engine Titans Google and MSN have intensified their battle tactics in the war to be your favorite search engine.
Study: Ants Can Teach Each Other Ants studied over two years by scientists from Bristol University used a technique known as tandem running.
Rich Bossmund Breaks New Year Resolution Rich Bossmund has broken at least one of his new year resolutions.
Mayor Nagin: New Orleans To Go To Commercial As soon as many of them find the bus fare, our people are coming back.
Recognize Signs of DITHLEXIA As startling as it may seem, one in every ten youths suffer the embarrassment of Dithlexia.
Bird Flu Victim Admits To Playing With Cock Prior To Infection Asian minor Mei Bohk-Dik was recently diagnosed with bird flu.
Behind The Scenes Look At News Publishing At Junk Brothers News Our high standards for quality, coupled with our limited budget set by Mr. Bossmund, require some creative resourcefulness from our news staff.
Ophthalmologist Sees New Therapy for Lazy Eyes Dr. Iris Spector is publishing her findings of a new treatment for Lazy Eye (Amblyopia).
Denominations Threatened By New Kid Gambling Controversy Big Gambling has come home to roost in St. Petersburg with recent announcements of major commercial endorsements and no-limit high-stakes take-out tournaments within the gaming community.
Extreme Shuffleboard Excluded From X-Games ESPN has confirmed that extreme shuffleboard will not be included in the 9th annual Winter X Games.
Crazed Chemistry Student Releases Killer Wasps The university's scientists were working on using trained wasps to replace dogs for sniffing out dope, as well as bombs and bodies.
Robots Ham It Up! Robots take a break from thier busy schedule.
Alaska Is For Beaches Steve reports from the Beaches of Alaska.
Hunt Your Own Turkey Hunt your own Thanksgiving Turkey.
Content Management System with Saftey P.I.N. Log in sofware is accessible by removing P.I.N.
Wake and Bake Funeral and Tanning Parlor Devoted to providing you with the best looking corpse possible for your departure.
Your Analysis By Doctor P. Streem This Week Dr. P. Streem explains a patient's half-ass diagnosis.
Self Serve Halloween Trick Or Treat Candy Dispenser Halloween Trick or Treat Candy Dispenser from BOSSCO.
Women Walking Abreast for Cancer October's Walk for Breast Cancer was a big hit this year with a nice turn out from women of all sizes.
Bible Code Reveals Hidden Messages in the News Can the Bible Code predict the future? We wanted to know so we ran the Bible Code on the latest edition of the News and obtained some amazing results about the future.
Rocky 6 Famous Hollywood actors from Arnold Schwarzenegger to Sylvester Stallone are all abuzz at the prospect of the next Rocky movie.
Big Tobacco Vying For More Female Smokers Dr. Tommy Psilonox accused the tobacco giants of marketing new cigarette brands that were specifically targeted for female smokers.
d'Angelo's Meat d'Bauchers Pack Angelica Carnes. We Swear by the Angel of the Meat that our meat is 100 percent pure Meat with no sinful fillers, dyes or preservatives.
Chinese Take-Out Delivered To Space Station. China has entered the Space Take Out Delivery Service. Supplying the International Space Station with Chinese cuisine .
Global Warming Impacts North Pole According to Dr. Hermey Psilonox, D.M.D., global warming has now reached a climax that will definitely be observed in the short term.
Try Our New Scratch Off Game - Lots Of Instant Winners Win big with our new Scratch Off Game!
Smokin Out B.B.Q. Offers Smokin Out Doors The SMOKIN OUT Bar-B-Que Bed and Breakfast, famous for smoking a wide variety of stuff, now offers its Patrons a smokin out area.
Look Who Is On The News Even a Web Surfer like you could be on Junk Brothers News right Now if you have a web cam!
Shapes Fatness Center and Buffet SHAPES Fatness Center squashes competition by offering extra helpings of the following Fat Wise choices.
Drug Tests Show Sir Mick Jagger Is The Anti-Bush It seems that Virgin Records may be concerned over the backlash that Sir Mick Jagger's new song.
Scrores Injured During Running Of The Bulls Dozens of spectators were injured during this year's Running of the Bulls.
Steve Reports Form The New Orleans Disaster Steve's report from the New Orleans disaster.
Senior Pat Robertson Preaches on the Hugo Ass of Chavez Venezuelan President Victor Chavez has run to Cuba fearing that Pat Robertson might carry out his call to have him assassinated.
From the desk of Mr. Rich Bossmund In an effort to be more accessible to you, the J B News Reader, Mr. Rich Bossmund presents a LIVE weekly message from his desk.
Brothers Fodder Wine - When Only The Best Will Dew Those were the words uttered by Brothers' father nearly a half century ago. And they still handcraft Brothers Fodder Wine by those words and in the same exact tradition as the Brothers father fostered fodder for Brothers authentic 100% genuine fodder wine way back when.
Make Phone Calls Using G-talk G-talk gets its name from the mighty pig that's powering it.
Who Wants To Be A Porn Star? A Porn Star Trivia Quiz.
When Nature Calls - Call Potty-John! In less time than it takes to get a pizza delivered, a Potty-Johns service attendant will be at your back door ready to ease your load.
Lawmakers Consider Increasing Light Speed Limit The paradox imposed by the current light speed limit can overshadow the quantum benefits that matter most.
Cell Phone Guards Against Intrusions Kept under lock and key this cell phone offers a secure connection by barring unwanted interference.
In Search Of The Speed Of Water Chas Laser Searches for the Speed of Water.
Visit Our Mirror Site By Da Vinci Coders The Da Vinci Coders have completed the new JBN mirror site.
Java Bean Kurd Hits Iraq The details are still wafting in, but it was reported on the Kurdistan Satellite Channel
al-Qaida Issues Open Challenge To Batman The second ranking man in al-Qaida organization played down box office numbers this week when he addressed Batman directly.
Rich Bossmund's New Fund-raiser: Viagra for Joeys Rich Bossmund, Junk Bros. News founder, is starting a fund raising drive to send Kangaroos to Austria.
Daytona Hasn't No Racism I think it's something found leftover between the seat cushions on Dick Trickle's car.
Le On De Road Tour La France Steve On De Road was solely responsible for putting Armstrong a leg up on a bucket of KFC.
McDonalds and Exxon Merge McDonalds and Exxon have merged on the business route.
Heroin Joy - True Stories by Paddy MeGoolies John stayed in Ireland to face his crimes and was sent to Mount Joy Prison here in Dublin, he was given seven years.
This Month's Featured Recycler Bo Collins insures that every aluminum can's popped top goes in his giant-sized tips pickle jar, whether the can walks or not.
Red Bulls Responsible For Mad Cow Disease In what may be this year's biggest stunner, Mixology Scientists have declared that Red Bulls are responsible for Mad Cows.
The Great White Shark is Getting into Urinals Our blind graphic artist has produced a rendition of what Norman's Great White Shark Tanks may resemble.
American Online Rates Junk Brothers American Online Rates Junk Brothers News Employees above average.
Who Reads Blogs? Who is reading your blog?
Former Iraqi Funny Man to Pitch Doritos Send for your own WMD with only 10,000 proof of purchase points from Doritos with Saddam’s picture on the bag.
BOSSCO Recalls UGLY-STICK Product Special Product Recall Notice
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Deep Throat Felt at Paris Hilton I was on a call of port, staying outside the Paris Hilton, when a man on the street asked me if I'd seen The Spy Who Loved Me.
OIL of OLAY 10w-30 For Older Women Goes on smooth
Tricycle Gang Of Midgets Hold Small Business At Bay. It all started when the gang stopped at Lils Mini Mart for some shortcake and small talk..