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Ghetto Spellin' Bee

Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is
Leroy's homework assignment.
He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the
ho tel everybody.

2. Dictate - My girfriend say my dictate good.

3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the
other night.  Man, somebody get that catacomb.

4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no
money foreclose.

5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch
rectum both.

6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if
I miss disappointment they gonna send me back to the joint.

7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed
 me a cup and said penis.

8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say,
"man, it look fake."  He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".

9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living
in the apartment undermine.

10. Acoustic - When I was little, my ! uncle bought
me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.

11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my
uncle, iraq you break.

12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I
axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"

13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how
much?" she say "fortify."

14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

Furthering your education with Today's Ebonic word:

Today's word is :"OMELETTE"

Let us use it in a sentence.

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."