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| Mystery of the Manatee's strange propeller marks
Thursday, September 18, 2003
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 The Mystery of the Manatee's strange propeller marks has been solved. Initially Wildlife officer were dumbfounded by a manatee's strange markings until this incriminating photo surfaced. It clearly show Chas Laser etching his URL deep into the manatees flesh. It seems this webmasters will do almost anything to get visitors except spend money on advertising. "My boss is a cheap son of a bitch" commented Laser during his arrest. With a maxim fine of $100,000 dollars and ten years imprisonment you think Rich Bossmund would prefer to spend his money on advertising legally instead of the fortunes he spends on legal fees to support his cheap lifestyle. Rich Bossmund offered to post bond for Laser under the condition Laser would repay him by working overtime for free. Of course Laser is never paid anyway so he gladly accepted the offer. |
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