MISSY BOSSMUND SELECTED TO JUDGE
ORLANDO, FLORIDA - The once voluptuous and popular cover
girl, Missy Bossmund has decided to accept the appointment of judge for
the upcoming Hooters Bikini Contest. Missy stated “Hell if I feel up to
it, I’m liable to put on my T-Back and give those “youngsters” a run for
their money!” Ms. Bossmund was thrown out of the high society circle after
having a torrid love affair with her former look alike Sally Struthers.
Missy thinks her public will understand the consequences of passion and
forgive her, and is very hopeful to be “back on top” again.
Ms. Bossmund also stated “there is
no proof to the rumor that she likes her partner to Tickle Her Fancy”.
Pictured here 20 years ago with one of her gentlemen callers. “One thing
for sure,” Missy added, “I ain’t no push over… But I can be had!”
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