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LAPD Movie Evaluation Report:          Movie: 8 mile

 Dum De Dum Dum Dum Dumm

Offence: Musician turns Actor

Method of Operation:  Audio & Visual

Crime Scene: Theatres everywhere

Suspect: Marshall Mathews

A..K.A.: Eminem, Slim Shady,  Jimmy Smith Jr., Chop Liver

Description: White Boy Turns Rapper

Height: approx 5’10”

Weight:175

Pants Size: 48 long

Hair Color:Bleached Wasted size: 38

Jewlery:16.8 lbs Gold

Language: Ebonics

Shoe Size: 6 ½

Second Language: English

Tattoos

Yes

Location Right arm, Left arm, Right leg, left leg, torso front, right & left shoulders, left buttocks, pecker

Piercing.

Yes

Location Right ear left ear, right eye brow, left nostril, tongue, pecker

  Crime Rating: R

Bling Bling

Movie Local

The Hood

Alerts 5 sirens

Opinions and statements: Just the facts Ma’am. I work the night shift.
I don’t have the time to review movies.

Police Officer: Sgt. Joe Friday,

Date: Friday, Eight September, 2002, 3am

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 









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