Dear John,

 
It has been so long since I’ve seen you nice with you out of my hair quiet around here much fun screwing around that I almost forgot your name wish you would stay gone longer forgot how nice it was to date again have started turning tricks . Sorry I haven't written in so long, ever since your unit was activated I have been thinking sleeping eating pregnant stoned street Walking screwing your Friends working at the strip club .  I am very proud of you defending our country fighting for freedom my new titts my new boyfriend that I took out a loan in your name my panties are wet might go to the Bahamas for the summer might take you back . All your friends have been asking me out want to see my new titts have a bigger, you know… give me more money than you use to . And all I have to do to make them happy is spread my Legs go down town Show my tits put a sack on my head . Your Boss said I could learn some new positions make a little extra cash go to the motel with him forget about you . Tom Jane Tom, Dick , Harry Dick Harry has been taking his pants off good care of me me around the world, if you know what I mean places I’ve never been .  Since stamps are .37 cents my tongue is soar from lick his #$%@$'s they won't let me leave the bedroom my Bic is clicked out , I doubt I'll be writing you again around when you come home single for very long remember your name . I have fallen for wet dreams about gotten the clap from screwed around with your best friend. I didn't mean for it to happen but he's such a good lover I came four times last night have you seen his Johnson? you could never feel his shoes. . Please don't worry about me, I'll be fine mastubating living it up! having a baby soon screwing your friend driving your car spending your money . I'm sure you and the other soldiers will be hanging out in the desert having a circle jerk screwing goats & camels dating other people soon . Thanks for sending your money including your extra overseas and combat pay. Most of it I spent on a new Jaccuzzi personal trainer Z06 Corvette Beanie Baby Collection Carribean Cruise Las Vegas your best friend and like a fool I squandered the rest. Thank you for fighting for my freedom!

Your Friend Your X grilfriend Fuck Off Sincerely