Following in the
hoof prints of professional bull riders are the professional couch
potatoes. These couch potatoes are true professional and compete in
some pretty hefty events. The favorite events of this year's
competition are remote switching, nacho cheese dipping, halftime stretch
and the Snack
food run. Other notable events include the Bladder Marathon,
Commercial. Break Dash, and Couch Crack Diving. Top athletes will
compete for a spot in this years Couch Potatoes Mega Thong. To compete
contestants must be a member of the PCP association and have a
considerable weight problem. All competitors must complete their event
in less than 8 seconds and will be judged accordingly. Taking more
than 8 sec will result in immediate disqualification. Last years
winner, Spuds Tuber, is now a manager at the Jiffy Lube and will be
one of the celebrities at the PCP finals. Tell him you heard about him
on Junk Brothers News and you will receive a coupon for $2 off an Oil
Change & Lube job.
Following in the
hoof prints of professional bull riders are the professional couch
potatoes. These couch potatoes are true professional and compete in
some pretty hefty events. The favorite events of this year's
competition are remote switching, nacho cheese dipping, halftime stretch
and the Snack
food run. Other notable events include the Bladder Marathon,
Commercial. Break Dash, and Couch Crack Diving. Top athletes will
compete for a spot in this years Couch Potatoes Mega Thong. To compete
contestants must be a member of the PCP association and have a
considerable weight problem. All competitors must complete their event
in less than 8 seconds and will be judged accordingly. Taking more
than 8 sec will result in immediate disqualification. Last years
winner, Spuds Tuber, is now a manager at the Jiffy Lube and will be
one of the celebrities at the PCP finals. Tell him you heard about him
on Junk Brothers News and you will receive a coupon for $2 off an Oil
Change & Lube job.