The Good ole boys from the County court house paraded the www.JunkBrosNews.com editor, Chas Laser, in front of anxious group of reporters late Wednesday. Suspected of illegal news gathering, Trademark infringement, out right lying, and generally pissing off his few remaining friends, the editor was rounded up , hosed off, and hog tied. "You can't handle the truth, let alone fiction." was the editor's only printable comment. Bond was set at Twenty-five dollars. The tar and feathering is to commence on Friday. The search continues for his infamous partner in crime Rich Bossmund, AKA "Slick". Please notify authorities of any sightings. He is a self proclaimed master of disguise, and he has been seen in drag on more than one occasion. Call the RATS HOTLINE for a $15 dollar reward and a $4 off coupon from Tombstone Pizza, for information leading to the arrest and conviction of Mr. Bossmund.

!FLASH!  Publisher Released on Bond, (please see article  click here)
 

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