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  <title>Steve O-T-R Spotted in Internet Cafe</title> 
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  <title>Rich Bossmund Solves Writer's Strike</title> 
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  <description>Rich Bossmund Solves Writer's Strike</description>
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  <title>Get Your Trophy Wife at B-Harmony.com </title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/12/trophy-wife.htm</link> 
  <description>Get Your Trophy Wife at B-Harmony.com</description>
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  <title>The Origin Of Chili's Roots</title> 
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  <description>The Origin Of Chili's Roots</description>
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  <title>Dickies Blowout!</title> 
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  <description>Dickies Blowout!</description>
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  <title>Dell Dude To Promote Dell XPS 420</title> 
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  <description>Dell dude returns to promote Dell XPS 420</description>
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  <title>Origami Waffles</title> 
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  <description>A new twist on breakfast.</description>
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  <title>Elephant Stew Recipe From Karl.</title> 
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  <description>Awesome Elephant Stew Recipe</description>
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  <title>How the Writer's Strike Affects You</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/11/writers-strike.htm</link> 
  <description>Responses from our survey on How the Writer's Strike Affects You.</description>
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  <title>Africanized Bees Victims Of Racial Profiling.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/11/killer-bees.htm</link> 
  <description>Africanized honey bees are claiming to be victims of racial profiling.</description>
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  <title>Lead Source Found in Chinese Toys</title> 
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  <description>Inspectors have identified high levels of Lead.</description>
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  <title>Steve On The Road for the Latest Republican Debates</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/10/republican_debates.htm</link> 
  <description>Steve On The Road for the Latest Republican Debates.</description>
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  <title>Phat Ho's Deep Swish Pizzas</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/10/deep-swish-pizza.htm</link> 
  <description>Deep dish pizza pie with several Nigiri sushi toppings.</description>
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  <title>Junk Bros News Receives Citation</title> 
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  <description>The citation is on account of our deployable working conditions at JBN.</description>
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  <title>Re-watchers Network. Same Show All The Time.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/10/re-watchers-tv.htm</link> 
  <description>Re-watchers network. Same show all the time.</description>
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  <title>Rolling A Cigarette With Static Electricity.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/09/roll-a-cig.htm</link> 
  <description>Did you know you can roll a cigarette with static electricity.</description>
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  <title>Ben Laddin Launches Denial of Service Attacks against T-W-C.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/09/ben-laddin-attacks.htm</link> 
  <description>Osuma Ben Laddin, succeeded in posting a new video on YouTube.com, in which he launches multiple numerous attacks berating Time Warner Cable. 
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  <title>Is Bacteria Formed When You Refill a Bottle of Water?</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/09/water-bottle-bacteria.htm</link> 
  <description>We decided to check if any bacteria was being formed when you refill a bottle of water instead of disposing of the bottle and purchasing another bottled water. 
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  <title>New Bonefried De-Energy Drink is a No Brainer!</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/09/de-energy-drink.htm</link> 
  <description>This drink goes great with Coma Toast but doesn't mix well with Honey Dews. 
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  <title>Local Hog Farmer Complains How Everybody Rides His Ass.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/09/hog-farmer.htm</link> 
  <description>Harley Davidson is boss of his own hog farm. 
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  <title>Snow Ski Suits Tax Exempt During Florida Sales Tax Holiday.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/08/back-to-school-tax-free.htm</link> 
  <description>Questionable Back-to-School items that will be tax free. 
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  <title>Tricycle Gang Of Midgets Hold Small Business At Bay.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/NoMoreNews/trikes.htm</link> 
  <description>It all started when the gang stopped at Lils Mini Mart for some shortcake and small talk.. 
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  <title>Area Businesses Go Green For Environment.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/07/green-business-070707.htm</link> 
  <description>Area Businesses Go Green to be more Environmentally Friendly. 
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  <title>Global Warmers Getting Fired Up!</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/06/global-warming-0607.htm</link> 
  <description>If you are as conscientious about world-wide climate change as you are about charcoaling a juicy rare steak, then you have better stock up on Global Warmers! 
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  <title>Watch My-Tube Videos On The I-Patch.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/06/ipatch-mytube-viewer-0607.htm</link> 
  <description>The iPatch from Bossco Engineering allows 24-hour hands-free access to exciting Steaming Video from MyTube! 
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  <title>White Trash Bags or Black Trash Bags.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2007/06/trash-bags.htm</link> 
  <description>I'm Glad Trash Bags Come in Colors! 
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  <title>How to Pass a Pee Test</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2006/12/pass-pee-test.htm</link> 
  <description>Need help passing a pee test. We can help! 
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  <title>Far-East Junket Maven Loses Butt-Load in China Slots.</title> 
  <link>http://www.junkbrosnews.com/2006/12/far-east-junket.htm</link> 
  <description>A normally austere, but international business jet-setter, is reporting that while on a recent meet and greet in China, he was taken aback a wad, when he was duped by a new high-tech Chinese slot gaming machine. 
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