Tricycle Gang of Midgets Hold Small Business at Bay.

By Chas Laser.  It was no big surprise when a tricycle gang of midgets held a small business at bay. It all started when the gang stopped at Lil's Mini Mart & Truck Stop for some shortcake and small talk.  

“Our buns had been on a roll all day and we wanted to take a break” said gang leader Tiny Hinny.

“Then this big guy, Tuff Buck, at least 5’ 4” & 135 lbs, wouldn’t let us use the booster chairs.”

A little scuffle broke out and Tuff Buck got his shorts kicked down to his shins. “I would have kicked his ass if I could have reached it” Tiny said.

The tricycle gang is comprised of gang leader Tiny Hinny, thought to be Tattoo of Fantasy Island, two renegade Santa’s elf's, a retired Oz munchkin, a short order cook from Keebler, who brought his little woman along to help out a little, and a small group of lesser individuals.

Fed up with all the shortages, the gang wanted answers, no more small talk.

What started as a little scuffle would have escalated into something major if that Harley TV commercial hadn’t aired when it did.

Harley was sporting the New MG 4 Midget Petite Harley. No more big wheels, Custom pedal blocks and very little down with a small deposit. The scuffle was over as fast as it started.

The gang was headed to the dealership to trade in their trikes.