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Unknown Sickness on Disney Cruise Ship Discovered!
 Cape Disney, Florida
Junk Brothers
News investigators have uncovered the mystery illness. Apparently
everyone has a wonderful time during the entire cruise. The trouble
begins when guest begin their checkout procedure. It seems to be an
offspring of the famous “Sticker Shock” that has occurred at car
dealerships for years. One look at their expense statement and the
victim’s stomach immediately turns sour. Only the financially strong can
survive this virus. Max Outh said he would
probably have to sell the farm just to cover his drink tab. JBN has
learned that financial advisers and home equity experts will be added to
the greeting party for exiting the ship.
Potential Cure for Disney disease:
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Available! You Pick the One that Suits You!
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