JBN Animal Crackers

Local Food Store Refuses Refund on Animal Crackers!

Orlando Fl. “Even though the Seal was broken in the box of animal crackers, they would not give me a new box”, stated Willie Graham.” “I didn't want to finish eating the rest because of the possible health hazards associated with a broken seal. The Seal was broken in three pieces and was nearly unrecognizable. It resembled a jelly fish more than a seal. The contents may have been infected with mad cow’s disease. The cow did look really pissed off. Even the Jesus fish had legs. The giraffe had a red-neck. “Lucky”, the three legged dog, had his tail was cut off. It appeared my karma had run over my dogma until I noticed how edible the pussy looked inside the box.”