By Chas Laser. Soft Petersbums, FL.
A new law recently passed
forces dancers to keep a six foot distance between themselves and
potential tippers. Mammy Dangles, a Topless Dancer at the Double
Dee, fears her job will be in jeopardy. "This law isn't
practical", Miss Dangles said. The small renovated building
where Miss Dangles works was previously a drive-up Photo-Mat shack .
Although the renovations did make the place more roomy there still isn't
enough space for the required distance of six feet between Mammy and her
patrons. Harry Boles, owner and renovator, said he plans to remain
in business but will be forced to change the name to the Itty Bitty
Titty Club. In the future he plans not to hire women with such big tits,
like Mammy's. " I did some figuring last night and any girl larger
than a 32A legally can't work at the Double Dee", said Mr. Boles as he
contemplated the feasibility of a petite topless joint.