Mr. Dumas has been trying to get rid of his trash can for long time now. I'm happy to report the trash men picked up his trash can today, Unfortunately, they left the trash contained within. As you may or may not know, Mr. Dumas has tried all types of methods to rid himself of an old trash can. His latest attempt was to try a combination of previous methods. "I put the can inside a large trash bag like my friend suggested, and I place a nasty note on top of that. I reckon" said Mr. Dumas, "they didn't like my note. I don't care. I got rid of my old trash can. And besides , I can clean up this mess and put it in my new Tupper Maid Trash Container." Apparently the trash man thought he was being called 'DumbAss' when he read Mr. Dumas' signature and dump the trash out in the street and took the trash can. Just like the note asked. What a Dumbass.     (Recall the past)

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