Scare Crow Woody

Peeking Tom Scare Crow Woody

Woodrow Strauss, better known in these parts as Woody the scare crow, Great Grandson of Dorothy's brainless Friend, has become quite a peeking Tom lately.

When asked if he had lost his mind, Woody responded,

" I don't need a brain...I know what I want. You don't have to work at Jiffy Lube to figure out what's important. I just hope I don't smell smoke when I get hot and bothered."

Spontaneous combustion along with flying monkeys are a scare crow's worst night mare