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ETIQUETTE on the Golf Course

according to: Slick@junkbrosnews.com

What do you say when someone in your foursome dribble's his Tee Shot?
A) Why not take a Mulligan?
B) I wouldn’t play with those X-Out balls.
C) You just missed it a tad.
D) You the Man!

How about when their drive is long and straight?
A) Guess who’s back!
B) Man, you got a hold of that one!
C) Look out Tiger!
D) Shake it off, don’t worry about it.

Fellow competitor hits ball in the water.
A) That’s wet!
B) There’s a lot of wind up there.
C) You can still make par.
D) Press! (double the bet)

Someone hits a long slice.
A) I think it opens up over there
B) That will play.
C) You’ll be OK.
D) Yeow! That’s going to leave a mark!

One player hits their ball in the woods
A) I think we can find it
B) Want to hit a provisional?
C) They should cut those trees down.
D) Alright, here comes the cart girl. Want another Beer?

Fried egg in the bunker. (buried lie)
A) Tuff Break
B) You can do it, I’ve seen you do it before.
C) Just put it on the green.
D) Good Lunch! I mean Good Luck

Duffs a chip shot.
A) You looked up.
B) Take your time.
C) I hate it when I do that.
D) Chili Dipper!

Competitor leaves putt 4 foot short.
A) These greens aren’t like the practice greens.
B) I think it’s a little uphill
C) You can make this four-footer!
D) Did your Bra strap come loose?

What do You say when You Slice your drive?
A) Is that OB? (out of bounds)
B) I’ll hit a provisional
C) I haven’t taken my Mulligan yet
D) These grips are worn.

You lost the match/bet and your in the clubhouse, What do you say?
A) Who’s buying the beer?
B) All I’ve got is a $50 bill… I’ll get with you later.
C) At least I didn’t have any 4 putts!
D) All the above

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