Circuit
Judge Gene Stephenson filed a retraction on his earlier statement
about the 57 year old woman today. He now admits that with a few
drinks (sex on the beach) she could be do-able. Of course lighting
and other distractions would play an important part. Although the
victim is extremely ugly, the “Beauty System” in Sanford is graded
on a curve due to the over abundance of cabbage patch girls.
Example:
Original Beauty Score 2
Sanford Curve Bonus +5
Consumed Alcohol +2
Poor Lighting +1
Total Babe Rating Perfect 10
The victims
attorney stated that “The Judge wasn’t a walk in the park either!”
Circuit
Judge Gene Stephenson filed a retraction on his earlier statement
about the 57 year old woman today. He now admits that with a few
drinks (sex on the beach) she could be do-able. Of course lighting
and other distractions would play an important part. Although the
victim is extremely ugly, the “Beauty System” in Sanford is graded
on a curve due to the over abundance of cabbage patch girls.
