|
Remote Search & Recovery Efforts Halted by Lifesavers Discovery
 SEMINOLE,
FLORIDA In a startling turn of events remote recovery efforts were halted
when two individually wrapped cherry Lifesavers™ were found deep inside the
sofa. "Cherry is my favorite flavor and I completely forgot about searching for
the TV remote." M. T. VonAir remarked. Strangely the TV remote was found behind
a two liter
 of Diet Pepsi® during a commercial break jaunt to the fridge. An
Immediate investigation was conducted and after questioning a
certain anonymous
female source she replied, "He’s such a Dick, he left the damn thing in the
fridge after getting a Bud during the last commercials."
Junk Brothers
News 2005 © All Rights Reversed
®Document#
JBN©2005
|
