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Homeless Odd Jobs Pay Rates

MAGIC CITY, FLORIDA - Once again Junk Brothers News comes to the rescue.  How many times have you seen a homeless guy standing at the corner with a “Will Work For Food” and thought to yourself, “I wonder what kind of food would be appropriate?”  Most of you don’t know what to do in this embarrassing situation so you either ignore him or give him some money.  Normally you give him money and you know their aren’t any grocery stores anywhere nearby.  Chances are he’ll spend it on something else before he leaves the City Limits.  Now with this easy to use chart you can finally give them what they are asking for.
Will work for food recommended payment within city limits:

Task

7:00am ~ 10:30am

10:30am ~ 2:00pm

2:00pm ~ 5:30pm*

Shine Shoes

Toast & Jelly

Baloney Sandwich

Chicken Soft Taco

Laundry

Cinnamon Roll

Ham/Cheese on Rye

Big Mac & Fries

Tutor Algebra

Bacon & Eggs

Cheeseburger

Rice a Roni

Clean Golf Clubs

2 Glazed Donuts

3 Chicken Wings

Soup & Salad

Stock Analysis

Breakfast Burrito

Chili Dog w/onions

6 inch Subway

Design Web Page

Cheese Omelet

No. 2 Value Meal

Pepperoni Pizza

* Notice: Anything after 5:30pm will be considered overtime, please Super Size!Always turn to Junk Brothers News * Just keeping it Unreal…



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