Tombstone Pizza and Crematory Business Merger Finalized

Wall St. New York There are no safe havens for hard economic times. Two main stream corporations, Tombstone Pizza and Eternal Blaze Crematories, have combined their resources to conserve energy. The law firm of Neuter and Spay inked the deal and will be traded on the NASDAQ stock exchange under the symbol HOTP. A spokeswoman, Mortisha Baker, stated that they could save thousands by not having to preheat the oven everyday. They plan to setup different shifts, let’s face it, nobody eats pizza for breakfast and from 1am till 11am the ovens use to sit idle. With the merger profits should soar. “We have also discovered”, Ms Baker said, “that using the same oven gives a special smokey Hunan flavored crust.” She also added, “Our special after the service pizza party gives mourners that special warm feeling only hot pizza can deliver.” For members who prefer a traditional burial there is Free Pizza Delivery (non-smoking members only) Rich Bossmund, C.E.O., of the combined companies announced a new style pizza to be released soon. Pizza by the Slab ®. He claims this will be one of the Hottest Sensations in a pizza’s evolution. When you go up in smoke… leave your loved ones a heavenly aftertaste!

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