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From the office of:

Dear Mr. Mrs. Ms. Miss Dr. Dipshit X _ Enter Boss' Name

Enter Your Nam </font><font face="Arial">will need to be excused from work for the rest of the</font><select name="sex1"> <option>Day</option> <option>Week</option> <option selected>Month</option> <option>Hunting Season</option> <option>State Fair</option> <option>Year</option> <option>Decade</option> <option>Career</option> </select> .  <select size="1" name="sex2" style="border-color: #000000; border-width: 1px"> <option selected>He</option> <option>His significant other</option> <option>Her significant other</option> <option>His Pet</option> <option>Her Pet</option> <option>She</option> </select> <font face="Arial">has been diagnosed with </font> <select style="border-color: #000000; border-width: 1px" name="Problem"> <option>Cat Scratch Fever</option> <option>Mono</option> <option>No Insurance</option> <option>Bad hair</option> <option>Acute butt</option> <option>Long Legs</option> <option>Wrong Zodiac</option> <option>Web stress</option> <option>Testicular Cancer</option> <option>A.I.D.S.</option> <option selected>Clinical Depression</option> </select> <font face="Arial">and needs time to recuperate. For the rest of the</font> <select style="border-color: #000000; border-width: 1px" name="time_rec"> <option selected>Week</option> <option>Month</option> <option>Year</option> <option>Until further notice</option> </select>.   <select style="border-color: #000000; border-width: 1px" name="title"> <option>Mr.</option> <option selected>Mrs.</option> <option>Ms.</option> <option>Miss</option> </select> <textarea name="Comments" rows="1" cols="25"> Enter Your Namemust remain in Bed Jail Hot tub Outer space Mantra toxicated until the patient's   condition changes web site is complete condition improves bill is paid passed G.E.D. . Furthermore, upon returning to work,  He She must remain in air conditioning and be on a strict diet of   Coffee Dr. Pepper OJ Lemon Twist Tomatoe Paste Doughnuts Oreo's Grilled Cheese Tombstone Pizza   for 6 weeks 4 months rest of career .  Under these conditions He She will get better and return to his duties as (a /an) Specialist Porn Annalist Teenager Dancer Atom Tech Cheerleeder Professional Typist Plant Operator Action Reporter .

Professionally Speaking,

Dr. Willie Makeitt, D.O.A.Specialist*South Street Medical Centre* MagicCityUSA

 
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