Noted
JBN editor, Chas Laser, plans to use new math in order to
calculate the speed of water. According to Laser, the speed of light
and the speed of sound both have been widely publicized, but little
information exists that science has ever studied the speed o
f water.
"I intend to express the speed of water as a variable constant
SH20," said Laser, "that might be cool enough to win a Nobel Peace
prize."
JBN foundling,
Rich Bossmund has thrown his support fully behind Chas Laser, stating,
"anything that will get Laser near more water, has to be a worth while
endeavor. I doubt that water will ever be faster than beer, and liquor
is even quicker. But perhaps we can bottle different speeds of water for
different demographics."
Chas has made some field
observations using scientific methods. Now what he has to do next
is to learn new math.
