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from Karl's Cubicle
When only the best will Dew

"Only the finest fodder will do."___

Those were the words uttered by Brothers' father nearly a half century ago. And they still handcraft Brothers Fodder Wine by those words and in the same exact tradition as the Brothers father fostered fodder for Brothers authentic 100% genuine fodder wine way back when.

This means that in every glass of Brothers fine fodder wine is nothing but the finest fodder available today. The Brothers foddering process begins by selecting only the ripest vine-ripened fodder right from the fodder vines to make Brothers Authentic 100% Genuine Fodder Wine.

Before the fodder is made into wine, it is mulled over, munched and ruminated to an exact temperature that is 19.99% proof positive of infermentation.

Next the fodder wine itself becomes bottled news in the making as each drop containing .99% inspiration is carefully placed on a cooling rack where neither the sun does not shine, nor the specific gravity gets you down.

There and only there hidden from beneath the prying eyes of septics, does a sweetness and puritanical transformation occur that we only call Brothers Fodder Wine and nothing else comes close for twelve full days.

We're confident that you'll know why, when you taste it.

Brothers Authentic 100% Genuine Fodder Wine
We stand way back behind every bottle and admire its distinction.

The Researchers' Choicest.

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