Funny Junk You Didn't Know
Global Warmers Get Fired Up!
From Karl's Cubical.
Global Warmers, a hydrocarbon based heating alternative, come in
the all natural color of black and never have any petroleum additives or by products.
Fully self contained, global warmers can go just about anywhere. Don’t
be fueled by Hydrogen knock-offs or some Hybrid that needs constant
charging.
If you're as conscientious about world-wide climate change as you are
about charcoaling a juicy rare steak, then you'd better stock up on
Global Warmers! Fire it up and then sit back and enjoy!
Global Warmers work best when used in conjunction with heavily wooded
areas, like interstate 95.
Global Warming Starter Kit sold Separately.