Nouveau Plus âge Grotte Dessin Est Preuve Indiscutable. New Older Cave Drawing Is Indisputable Proof.

French Neanderthal Prehistoric Art Cave drawings thought to be older than those in the famed caves of Lascaux have been discovered in a grotto in the Vilhonneur forest of the Charente region of western France. A first analysis suggests the drawings were made some 25,000 years ago.

According to Ornrie Marcell, a frequent blogger of the François Studies message board, "the cave paintings may hold even deeper historical implications for paleoanthropology other than just being old cave art or graffiti."

"What we're seeing here," continued Ornrie, "is indisputable proof that the prehistoric artist who rendered these primal hunting scenes of Paleolithic animal art, was undoubtedly a Neanderthal that bore distinct mannerism traits to the Homo sapiens Frenchmen of our time."

"If this first expertise is confirmed, the paintings discovered here [change] scientific findings," concurred on France-Info radio, Michel Boutant, head of the local French government.

When Ornrie was asked to explain his statement in a reply posted by pantycheerleader82 at yahoo.com, he replied:

"the similarities between the French and the Neanderthal artist are startling! First we have a cave painting depicting an epic conflict between an obviously bull bison which is shown just prior to mauling a cave man. What lets us know that the cave man victim is French is the fact that in his left hand he is holding a French flag. But if that isn't enough for some people, we also see that the cave man has just dropped a surrender flag from his right hand; probably due to the impending onslaught of the bison. c'est la vie! ;-)"

This reporter posted his own reply stating that "the Neanderthal artist may just have easily been a Danish Neanderthal cartoonist drawing a picture of a French Neanderthal."

We'll post more news on this discovery as it evolves.

Karl writes the news in his cubicle and sends it to the editor, in his cave, via carrier pigeon.
 

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