New Treatment for Blindness Makes Art Flip Easel

By Mrs. Dan Herrera
The art world completely flipped an easel today when Supe, a blind graphic artist, began a new treatment for his blindness.

Some art critics have described Supe's treatment for blindness as "an exercise in impressionistic abstract expressionism." But Supe, himself, says that he has shed a many tear into his art, which for him is ok, because he uses water colors.
Supe under treatment for blindness

It all began when someone suggested that he try switching to ancient Asian orientalism which uses eleven holistic herbal secrets and spices for painting finger-licking good medicine.

Supe knew that the quickest way that he could get his eyes on authentic Asian, was to call and order a Phat Ho Korean pepperoni and sushi pizza.

Sooner than he could say "wasabi!" he had applied two pepperonis to his eyes, and was sobbing into his art work again. "Now," says Supe, "my art just looks dim sum." Tomorrow Supe plans to apply a Korean kimchi wrap to help his sight for sore eyes.

Mrs. Dan Herrera, not the TV anchorwoman, mother and doctor's wife, writes articles for Junk Brothers News as a fodder journalist during her power lunch breaks.

Supe is a non-fictional character based on true make believe who in real life artistically destroys so others may re-create.