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Bird Flu Victim Admits To Playing With Cock Prior To Infection
By Karl and Chas Laser
Asian minor Mei Bohk-Dik was recently diagnosed with bird flu. The son
of a prominent Cajun Chicken farmer, Bohk-Dik has a special cock he
cares for and plays with daily. He was diagnosed with bird flu when his parents took him to the doctors because he was losing his eye sight. Upon discovering that Bohk-Dik played with his cock, Chinese officials took the necessary steps to cut off his cock from all contact with the outside world.
According to a spokesperson from the ministry of pubic security in Xingdong province, "Bohk-Dik should have realized his cock was sick when it failed to get up that morning. Instead, Bohk-Dik continued to play with his cock, despite the fact that it was also bad smelly."
In defense of his cock, Mei Bohk-Dik said, "My cock would never intentionally hurt anybody. I have a loving cock, and not one of those fighting cocks. I don't believe in cockfighting."
Chinese doctors prescribed a treatment of chicken wanton soup, and both Bohk-Dik and his cock are expected to recover. Despite this healthier prognosis, they fear that complications of Bohk-Dik also going blind indicate that he will continue to play with his cock in the future.
Mei Bohk-Dik's Sick Cock